Dear dad,
One day I’m gonna be someone totally amazing & you’re gonna regret neglecting me for my whole life. You’re gonna regret all the things you’ve ever said and all the things you did or didn’t do that continuously broke (past tense) my heart. But there’s a couple things I need to thank you for.
Thanks for showing me exactly what a dad is not, and thanks for not being here. It made my relationship with momma amazing and gave me a sense of humor that no one can destroy.
So one day, when you hear about me on TV or you hear me on the radio, you’re gonna call me up and say sorry and try to get me to give in just like I used to.
& You know what I’m gonna say?
SORRY BRO HAD YOUR CHANCE GTG SIGN AUTOGRAPHS.
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looking back at myself a year ago:
how embarassing
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looking back at myself a month ago:
how embarassing
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looking back at myself a week ago:
how embarassing
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looking back at myself yesterday:
how embarassing
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looking at myself right now:
how embarassing
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other people's followers:
you're so pretty!
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other people's followers:
date me?
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other people's followers:
hello
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other people's followers:
your blog is flawless!
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other people's followers:
I love you!
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other people's followers:
how was your day?
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other people's followers:
you're awesome!
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other people's followers:
dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
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my followers:
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